José, caminhoneiro, passou muito tempo viajando e chegou em casa de madrugada.
Como estava com saudade, correu pro quarto, agarrou a esposa e fez amor com ela três vezes.
Quando acabou foi para cozinha beber água.
Chegando lá viu a esposa tomando café.
Intrigado perguntou:
– Amor, você não estava no quarto nesse momento?
– Não, aquela é mamãe que veio me fazer companhia enquanto você viajava.
– Amor! Pelo amor de Deus! Você nem imagina o que aconteceu… Cheguei morrendo de saudade sua, corri para o quarto, estava escuro, pensando que fosse você, transei 3 vezes com a sua mãe.
A esposa, indignada, foi correndo falar com a mãe.
– Mãe! É verdade que o José transou 3 vezes com você, pensando que fosse eu?
– Foi.
– E a senhora não disse nada?
– Você sabe muito bem que eu não falo com esse vagabundo!
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