7 de abril

Dois amigos conversam sobre os problemas que um está tendo com seu vizinho:
– Meu vizinho é um chato, um verdadeiro pé no saco. Acredita que ele veio bater na minha porta hoje às 3 da manhã?
– Nossa, realmente você tem razão. E você não xingou ele?
– Só um pouco. Não xinguei mais porque ele deu sorte de eu já estar acordado tocando bateria.

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17 respostas para “É VELHA MAS É BOA”

  1. Cisco Kid disse:

    Quem é o chato.

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    〴 U+3034 VERTICAL KANA REPEAT WITH VOICED SOUND MARK UPPER HALF
    〵 U+3035 VERTICAL KANA REPEAT MARK LOWER HALF
    CJK Symbols And Punctuation — Other CJK punctuation items: 1

    〻 U+303B VERTICAL IDEOGRAPHIC ITERATION MARK
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    ︰ U+FE30 PRESENTATION FORM FOR VERTICAL TWO DOT LEADER
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  17. Helder disse:

    KKK, tem vizinhos que são intrometidos mesmo, kkk. Que comentários mais malucos.

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